Oh no... Hope this doesn't really happen anytime soon.. ::ahem:: 2012

At least he keeps his pimp hand strong.

Snippets of Summer

Do you like movies? What about a free movie screening? How about a free movie screening on a Hollywood cemetery lawn?

Yes, that is right, you get to watch a movie sitting above the areas where some of Hollywood's biggest were buried. If you're interested, make sure you tell me so we can picnic together over a grave. Check out the details here.

Don't attend random Facebook organized water-fights. Why? I'll show you.






You might just get fucked.

In other news, a "monster" washed up on the shoes of Long Island, NY. Body of a dog, face of a snapping turtle. Fake? Real? You decide.

Sound familiar?

So, at work a couple of days ago i stumbled onto this. Amazing right? Placenta 400,000 is the new Japanese soft drink, cures those nasty raisin wrinkles your girlfriend always complains about! Now you can shut her up, and buy her some swine-placenta juice!

I don't know what all this complaint about the Japanese being the most outlandish when it comes to their products. If you ask me they pioneer the way for other countries. I mean, this product makes a lot of sense...

1) Placenta helps transfer nutrients from mother to baby
2) After birth, placenta contains all ingredients needed for a mother to recover
3) So, why not drink it?